Pervyfox88's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[You Can't Fucking Lose]

So close... I was going to give this a 4 after about 10 deaths. I thought it was clever at first, but sadly it only comes off as smug. "This game is too hard for you" is the message. Sadly, but the proper definition, this game is not "hard". Its broken. Perhaps that was your message? But the fact you have to be several steps off the platform to make the proper jump just makes it more infuriating then anything. Even games like "I wanna be the guy" knew how to make a game infuratingly hard in the proper way.

While I did laugh at the voice at first, as I kept dying from the same jump over and over, it got more and more annoying. I just wasn't having fun. I don't like having to walk several feet off the platform in order to make a jump. There are other ways to make a game harder and have the player die several times then these methods. (I couldn't get passed level 4. I made it to the last platform once and then gave up). Also, I think you should have a death counter.

[1MioRun]

Game gives you very little insintive to attempt to finish. After getting to 2,000, and then abruptly stopping, I feel like getting to the end is hopeless. Goal too far, and not that interested to reach it to be honest. Nor is there any challenge beyond clicking fast, with no other obstacle.

[Flappy Bird Skip To 999]

You had an amazing concept. one I would LOVE! You made the game more entertaining and gave me something to push for...But then you went and ruined it with all these ads. So you turned something fun and exciting completly unplayable. I wouldn't be so mad, if you didn't have such greatness and throw it away! You have ads every time you die! In a game where you die all the time! Why? I would love to try the content out that i'm trying to get too. But I can't get to it! Maybe if you had it so an ad every 10 deaths it would be playable, but after every single one, its just awful.

[Flappy Nyan]

As Flappy Bird clones go. I have to say this one was built rather well. Music is alright, the taps are responsive. I got to about 7 before putting it away. However, it is still just another uncreative flappy bird clone with a slight skin change and nothing added to it. I also hate the amount of ads and site links you have at the end.

[Flappy bird noir]

Clicks don't always go through. Its clumsy. And only a little originality was put into this.

[Flappy Bird]

Its a clone. A bit different as the bird falls slower and all the pipes are closer together. Regardless, based off what it gives. Its slightly addicting, I'll give you that. However, I do find fault in your description, which implies there is more then one long continuous level, and that it ends. I got to 320 by the way, and it began looping. So I doubt there is any end. Anyway, mildly addicting, no real originality however.

[Flappy CheepCheep]

It is what it is. A copy of a phone game. This is hard to rate being I can't tell if i'm terrible, or the game is broken. However, I played it for a good solid 10 minutes and jumped for joy when I got to 2. So, I guess you did something right. Either way, it is pretty standard.

[TLS]

No instructions. No indication that you're actually being hit. There lacks an overall goal for each stage to follow (timer, kill count, ect.). And the first stage is much to difficult. For some reason, when you lose all your life on the first level it takes you back to the start, but doing so any other level and it just takes you to the buy screen. If I wasn't reviewing the game, I would have quit first level. As it stands, the whole experience lead to nothing satisfying, and the idea of repeating levels is pretty much unnecessarily.

[Clan Life]

Games Difficult. But, I am coming back for more! Awesome concept, and worth the play!

[Fireboy Watergirl Kiss]

Cute game, design is simple but addictive. Level design is creative, and solvable. Too many attachments to social media and websites though. But that's not really a complaint about the game itself. All in all, it was fun, but not something I'll be coming back too.